spazfarm

A middle aged man with greying hair is reading a newspaper on his sofa; two adorable little girls enter the room:-

Little Girl A: “Dad… It’s time…”

Little Girl B: “We think you’d be a really nice catch for somebody.”

Little Girl A: (Holding up a bottle of ‘Just for Men’ hair dye) “Pleeeeeease…”

Dad: “Nice try girls, but you know I’m not ready to move on yet. Now go and wait for me in the basement, and here, put these on…” *hands each of the girls a wig made from dead wife’s hair*