Seriously, who actually likes that shit? Hey, you know what this perfectly good steak and chips needs? Some foul fucking cabbagey-bollocks that makes everything taste like crap! Bring me some of that, because no meal is complete without one of those stupid little fucking bowls filled with inedible crap for me to shove off to the side and ignore while I eat the real food.
Coleslaw FACTS!
- Coleslaw is the main active ingredient of Zyklon B.
- People who eat coleslaw often have small penises, especially if they are women.
- Coleslaw related accidents claim the lives of over 7 orphans per month.
- Coleslaw side-dishes at state banquets cost the British taxpayer £17 million per year.
- 10% of the profits from all coleslaw sales are donated to a secret charity which gives free toys to children. But only really rich people’s children.
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